If you’re in the music industry and wondering why you’re not successful, follow this step-by-step plan and you’ll be famous in a matter of days!
- Instead of rhyming with different words that flow well, consider repeating the same words over and over again
- Take a lot of the proper grammar out of your lyrics (THIS IS IMPORTANT)
- Take any deeper meaning of your lyrics out
- Include lyrics that are obvious rather than clever
- Make sure your voice doesn’t sound too good
- Include few verses from another music artist that include better lyrics
- Record a mid to high quality music video
- Post on Youtube and other video sites using different keywords for maximum exposure
- Sit back and watch as you get famous!
Here’s a perfect example:
UPDATE: When I first posted this link, there was over 15 million views. 2 days before there was only 11 million. Today there is well over 50 million views, less than 2 weeks later! Follow this ninja strategy and get famous!